Browsing Archive: July, 2011

Tomorrow, The Big Sexy Finds A New Higher Power

Posted by Jonny O on Sunday, July 31, 2011,

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The Unholy Triad

Posted by Jonny O on Sunday, July 31, 2011,

The Final Supper Starter - bacon, egg, crab and cheese.

10-4 Big Buddies....Au Revoir.... Sayonara....Salutations....Adios....Hasta La Vista....Shalom.

7 hours to V Day.

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Call me!

Posted by Jonny O on Sunday, July 31, 2011,

It's not you, it's me.  I'll miss you... but you have to let me go.

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32 Hours until V-DAY

Posted by Jonny O on Saturday, July 30, 2011,

It's cool in here and I've got everything I need....I'm not coming out until Midnight.....tomorrow. Where's the A-1?

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Reservation for 3 1/2 please

Posted by Jonny O on Saturday, July 30, 2011,

The hot one in the back is my cousin Carol. My preliminary goal is to be less than twice her weight.

37.5 hours left. SHIT! pass the pork.....quick.

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Getting ready to kick some ass

Posted by Jonny O on Friday, July 29, 2011,

That's my son on the far right and my college roommate and his son, who is my son's best friend. We all love each other and travel far to be together. 

I don't want to miss these times because I'm sick or gone. It's time for change. This is more important than steak.

I'm gonna kick ass beginning Monday. I'm ready. For me...for them. It's time.

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From this point forward, NO animal is safe!

Posted by Jonny O on Thursday, July 28, 2011,

100 hours until V-DAY
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Suiting up for V-Day

Posted by Jonny O on Tuesday, July 26, 2011,

If this God forsaken mask isn't enough for me to pay attention to what I shove in my pie hole....nothing is!

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Before and After

Posted by Jonny O on Monday, July 25, 2011,

This is my nephew Chad. I like to refer to him as "After".... Currently, he calls me "Uncle Before." It's really freakin' cute.  Soon, my keg will be a six pack too. Then I'll call him "Mini Me."

6 more days to V Day.......Jump on the Vegan Wagon with the Big Sexy. Join me as I BEAT MEAT AND GET A HEART-ON!  Go to the Vegan Wagon blog post to join me. We are planning to give a free award for those that make it through the 28 Day Challenge!

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Amy's new approach to keeping me vegan

Posted by Jonny O on Monday, July 25, 2011,

...and I thought I married a vegetarian pacifist. WHAT THE HELL!

6 Days to V Day...please pass the chicken cheese steak hoagie while I'm still fat enough to stain my shirt with ketchup.


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Watch me get a heart-on

Posted by Jonny O on Friday, July 22, 2011,

Rip Esselstyn and this movie were the beginning of my journey. This great, short piece adds another dimension to why The Big Sexy needs to go Vegan....S-E-X! Yet another reason why THIS real man is going vegan in 10 freakin' days! That's right, I'm going to take matters into my own hands and BEAT MEAT (beginning August 1).....AND GET A HEART-ON! Get off your fat ass, and pump up your flaccid pee-pee....and get on the Vegan Wagon with the Big Sexy!

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Another reason to go vegan...

Posted by Jonny O on Monday, July 18, 2011,

... because I'll get better at "Hide and Seek."

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14 Days to V Day. A wild ride to a serious commitment.

Posted by Jonny O on Sunday, July 17, 2011,
I've been truly blessed. I have an incredible wife and three awesome kids. I am in love with them. And my two dogs (who I promised not to eat). And an incredible extended family and friends who want to see me succeed at this.

And now, the Jonny O Goes Vegan team. All helping me beat meat and get a heart-on.

But I want all of you to know I'm very serious about this.

I'm doing this because in June, I learned from my doctor who is also one of my best friends, that during the sleep study he ordered ...

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It ain't over 'til it's over!

Posted by Jonny O a/k/a The Big Sexy on Saturday, July 16, 2011,

Eating my way towards "V Day."
It's like deja vu all over again....

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Jump on the "Vegan Wagon” with The Big Sexy

Posted by Jonny O on Wednesday, July 13, 2011,

Seems we have other Vegan wannabes. So for all of you, who are ready to tighten your belts (hopefully for good) and dive, with me, into a world full of kale, jicama, tofu, mung bean sprouts and fake cheese…..Join me, won’t you?

The Vegan Wagon is pulling out of the station on August 1. Get your fat ass on Big Sexy’s Vegan Wagon and get your fat ass friends to cheer you on. Maybe they’ll see you shake some cellulite out of your ass and decide to jump on in September.

Paul Papado...

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This IS unbelievable. Maybe I can do this. "Jonny V"...hmmmm

Posted by Jonny O on Tuesday, July 12, 2011,
I can't believe all of the great comments already. Elle....tell your fat ass Dad to call me....and to stop being a dumb ass like I've been. You so remind me of one of my biggest reasons for doing kids....and wife....and friends,,,,and my dogs....and not the kind I can eat!

And Dave, looking forward to better numbers.

WineWench....That sweet potato sounds killer. Even though it won't be sitting next to my big honkerin' slab of prime rib!

I'm gonna enjoy the next 18 days of total meath...
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Let the games begin!

Posted by Jonny O on Monday, July 11, 2011,

 Once I slurp down my last bacon-wrapped, butter-dipped, deep fried lobster tail at 11:59 pm on July 31, 2011, "let the games begin."  Please follow me along my journey and give me some encouragement to help motivate me to be healthier, happier and launch the transformation of the Big Sexy into the dairy-free Stud Muffin. You can support me by abusing me, doubting me, betting against me, or trying to derail me. JUST BRING IT ON! 


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The Countdown Has Started

Posted by Jonny O on Friday, July 1, 2011,

 Beginning August 1, the seven-letter transformation from Jonny O to V begins.  Every four days, I get a new letter.  On Day 4, Jonny "O" becomes Jonny "P".  P-Q-R-S-T-U-V makes seven legs (which is about the size of my current leg.) 

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